amazingamoeba's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Jimmy Pee Program]

It was fan-fucking-tastic.

Good job threebrain. Hope you guys get on the top five, because this shit is hilarious.

[Flashers]

What?

The only thing good about that was the file size.

[Mystery Gift]

there should be another scoring category.

this was okay. i'm not overjoyed with it or anything. the graphics are impressive and stuff, but as far as being well animated, it's not. alot of processor heavy stills and tweens. no real fluid movement. the story is okay though, i guess. and i do enjoy your other stuff. i can tell you spent alot of time making this look....well...good. so i gave you the 10 on graphics, but there should be an animation category...in which you would get let's say...a 4.

[Detective Frofrog]

This was fantastic.

i really enjoyed your Y-Town stuff, but this really blows it out of the water. it was a really orignal story, and the graphics fit it so perfectly. great job! and congratulations on the front page props!

way better than that damn shitty weed movie!

McRhyme responds:

Thank you very much! Glad you think I've improved.

[MK: Outtakes]

....funny judge?

...Not funny! Nuff' said.

[The Tao of Space]

It was beautiful.

Your animation principles were a little off, the astronauts were a bit too tween-like (robotic in movement) and lacked some squash and stretch. However, the style was one of the best I've ever seen here on Newgrounds. Not only that, but it's very refreshing to see a movie on the main page that is being celebrated for truly being quality, as oppossed to just sick humor or popular. Congratulations, you truly deserve all this praise. Excellent message.

[DEADFALL]

i gave you a five.

in general, i hate stick movies, but i gave you the five, partially to spite that shitty sprite movie at number one, and partially to commend the moderately neat effects you added. the gun, skateboard, and motorcycle that build themselves up from the little capsules. they aren't seemless or super original, but it was a nice touch. try and make your characters as detailed as thier accessories and settings, and you'll be well on your way. good luck.

[Behind the Hero: Mario]

amazing, i didn't laugh once!

I'm sorry, but I have to admit, I voted 0, and gave you an overall of 2. It was at about the point where mario was inside of the boot that I quit watching. The sound was terrible, you could have atleast gotten someone to do some voice acting, instead of the static text. There was no animation. Sprite movies are bullshit. Game parodies are almost always bad. Why do they score so high?

Omnibus responds:

Dear amazingamoeba,
The behind the hero crew is sorry you couldn't sit back and enjoy our movie,
however taking your aggression out on us because you don't like sprite animation is wrong, we don't all have the time to sacrifice our lives to make lame big ass and hand movies. We're sorry your crappy movie only got daily top 3 while ours got daily top 1, was plugged on the front page, and is enjoyed by lots of people. When we get in the top 50 we'll remember that people's opinions like yours didn't matter and we will be seeing you again at the end of our next movie congratulations you beat out 2 fuckers who can't load a movie.

[Tales of the Scarecrow]

good movie.

and i voted four. i would like to point out, and i think most artist should themselves. that alot of that was basic flash tweens and alot of well rendered 3-d stuff. it's not so much that you did any great animation, but you had a good grasp on effects, and blending 2-d with 3-d. i'm just afraid that alot of users really think you hand drew all of that, which scares the living shit out of me. good job though, it was a shit load of fun to watch.

[Jack - The chalkboard]

great message.

i voted five, because i think of all the newgrounds thing i've watched this year, this one is probably the most intellegent. however, i must clarify, your artwork is fantastic, but it's not very animated. it's alot of ups and downs, movements of seperated body parts. which isn't really "great animation" it is however, an excellent addition to newgrounds.